TopeConCoolio.com Exclusive - Episode 30 Recap by F1tz27

Our number one fan and main minor Fitzy has taken the job of Tope Con Coolio show recapper. These recaps will be exclusive to Topeconcoolio.com, and in the future they will be up sooner than this. Here now is the first F1tz27 Recap Rundown!

- Show stalls for a DANGEROOOOOOUS amount of time.
- Mazel Tov some Skankasaurus dick.
- GLF cries like a baby over rumors that WWE is going to raid the ROH roster.
- We all know I make the show listenable.
- Steph is eating dinner with a railroad spike.
- She is also the female equivalent of Rich Vos. (Good line by me. Look two lines above.)
- They talk about Danielson possibly getting signed. Oh, the irony…
- Ben says Austin “1/12th Cherokee” Aries will not get signed.
- They discuss Turtle orgasms. I’m not even kidding.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-QQwoBWwF4
- Summerslam talks last for two seconds, and Chikara discussion begins.
- Tope Con Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt in two weeks.
- A seniors division is discussed. Darkness Crabtree for Senior’s Champ.
- Steph burps.
- They discuss a ladder that is a hardcore champion in Japan.
- KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
- It’s not rape if you say “Surprise!” first.
- Kurt Angle likes horse vag.
- Nobody is playing Playstation.
- Pasco’s Rhaka Khan sounds like Andre The Giant. WW World Tag Team champion.
- Steph hates Mickie James. Brad Chillbreau makes an appearance. Brad is a faggot.
- Young Lions Cup talk. Carpenter Ant was robbed and Bryan BAAAAWS about his poo idea not winning.
- Pascoe would of eaten his own shit if Cloverfield was Voltron.
- Who wants to sit on Virgil’s lap?
- Vokoder’s name is made fun of. For a long time. I mean, at least ten minutes.
- They’re still talking about it so, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-JxrAyvX-w
- Pierrothito talk. In this recapper’s opinion, this show can “Fuck it’s mother”.
- Chain wrestling is a fag according to Pascoe.
- Gabe calls in at 8:06
- Kendrick vs. Cima happened in a few minutes after Gabe saw he was taking PWG bookings.
- DGUSA came about after DG approached Gabe after his firing. He thought that they could fill the other month that ROH’s PPVs don’t take up. “It came about really quickly”.
-The Chikara partnership happened when Gabe started watching Indys again. “When you watch a Chikara show, you know you’re watching something different”. Chikara brings their fanbase to DGUSA, and DGUSA brings their fanbase to Chikara.
- Gabe watches whatever people sends him. He’s a big fan of AAW out of Chicago, and Hybrid Wrestling out of Ohio. Gabe loves Smackdown, as well.
- Gabe talks about Heyman and Cornette. “They’re as similar as they are different”.
- He thinks it’s a great time to watch wrestling. “ROH’s roster is polished”.
- He watches Smackdown every week, but hates Raw and TNA.
- Gabe thinks the Wrestling industry is like the Music industry.
- “Coming up with a good idea brings an adrenaline rush”.
- “Good angles are a team effort”.
- “Jack Evans was Beyonce, Ruckus and Jigsaw were back-up dancers”.
- “The CZW feud was the peak”.
- 9/6/2009 DGUSA at Chicago, and The PPV will be on Sep. 4th. The site’s dgusa.tv
- Gabe is the Billy Mays of the Indys. Please don’t OD.
- Steph no shows. Halcon Guerrero is more credible.
- Rob Naylor calls in.
- They talk about Rick Rude’s WCW theme.
- Arik Cannon is god.
- DRAKE YOUNGER MAN talk.
- TPI Talk. How is IWA:MS still alive.
- Foster’s friend got cock blocked by Jerry Sags. The woman he wanted to bang was Lacey Von Erich. He would’ve given a foot to hit that.
- That’s a wrap-up. (AHUUUUUHUUHUHUHHU.)